PIRATE :: Leeroy Jenkins

[Leeroy Jenkins]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 508px; height: 740px; background-image:url('http://i.imgur.com/xvJao.png');] Leeroy Jenkins 23 || MALE || HUMAN|| PIRATE IDENTIFICATION Full Name: Leeroy Jenkins, Jr. Aliases: Goofball McKee, The Walking Disaster, The Death Chef, Boogeyman Sexuality: Pansexual Date of Birth: November 23 Crew: N/A Alignment: Chaotic Good Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius Personal Jolly Roger: Yum! Yum! PERSONALITY POSITIVE TRAITS: Not one to give up easily Ultra friendly even to people who are supposed to be his enemies Honest to a tee Will stop what he's doing to give you a helping hand, even if he screws everything up in the process Respects his elders NEGATIVE TRAITS: Is possibly the worst cook in the entire world Extremely impulsive and often changes his mind on a whim Saying he's clumsy, would be an understatement. This guy could trip on his shoe laces when they're tied. Is one to jump to the weirdest of conclusions Has rather unusual hobbies other people would be quite creeped out by such as hair collecting and hiding under people's beds while they slept LIKES: Meat Pie Apple Pie Lemon Pie Pecan pie Pizza Pie DISLIKES: Bullies Thieves Critics Pie haters Brussels sprouts APPEARANCE Image Link: LEEROY JENKINS!!!! Height: 5'2 Weight: 120 IBS Hair Color: Light brown Eye Color: Black Attire: When he was dishonorably discharged from the Navy, he was to first to travel around for awhile - in the nude. Eventually he came across a kindly old woman who stitched together the iconic outfit he wears today. Starting at the very bottom, you have a pair of brown loafers made from the leather of a caw the old lady skinned herself. Then you have his white pants made from the old lady's cotton fields. Then lastly you have his pink and purple striped shirt that once belonged to the old lady's son when he was just a lad. Leeroy wears these clothes every day to honor the old lady's kindness towards him. Abnormalities: As you probably noticed, Leeroy has a red round clown-like nose and yes that is actual birth nose. He also has these big thick pink lips that look like he glued sausages onto his face. BACKGROUND Leeroy was born on a small uninteresting island in the East Blue where nothing ever interesting happened. Leeroy grew up and had a very uninteresting childhood watched over by a very uninteresting mother who had a very uninteresting job as a farmer. Leeroy believed he would have to join the family business too, but he didn't want to become a farmer. Ever since he was young, he dreamed of traveling the seas in search of adventure. Luckily for him, farming wasn't the only family business. A ship arrived on the island long after Leeroy had turned fourteen years old. Ships rarely came to this uninteresting island, but yet this interesting ship did. It was a Navy ship and onboard was a person Leeroy had never met in his entire short life - his father. As it turns out, his father, Leeroy Jenkins, Sr., was a Vice-Admiral in the Marines for many years. He was so dedicated to his work that he never once visited his wife and child until he finally retired and came home for good. His wife, understandably, wasn't happy to have him around. She was convinced he had cheated on her during his time at sea. Instead of resenting him for not being there for him for so many years, Leeroy and his father quickly became the best of friends. It was his father who inspired Leeroy to join the Navy and set sail on the open seas. He left home when he was only seventeen. Being the son of a former Vice Admiral, Leeroy was accepted into the Marines with open arms. They expected great things from him, some even believed he had the chance to follow in his father's footsteps and become a Vice-Admiral! All those hopes came crashing down when they learned how big of a goofball and screw-up Leeroy was... Hoping he would do more good than harm, he was made a cabin boy under a no nonsense captain. After only three weeks at sea, the ship sank. No one perished, but the captain was convinced it was all Leeroy's fault. And it turns out it was Leeroy's fault for you see Leeroy had a curse - he was an extreme klutz who ruined just about everything he touched. The Navy gave him one last chance to clean up his act. He was put on a different boat as an assistant to the crew's chef. The man was tough and worked Leeroy like a mule, but Leeroy didn't mind, he was happy to be of assistance. In fact, Leeroy loved working in the kitchen. He loved it so much he wanted to become a chef. He convinced the head chef to give him a chance and so he did. Leeroy had been watching the head chef for months to learn his craft and technique. The head chef let Leeroy work and when he was finally finished, the head chef tried Leeroy's meal...only to vomit it back up a few seconds later. Furious the head chef told Leeroy he would never become a chef and that he would always be a goofball loser basket case. Leeroy left the Marines in shame the next day and began a journey homebound. The head chef's words hurt him deeply. He had no passion left in life. It was on this journey home he met a kind old woman who fed him, clothed home, and gave him a place to stay. He enjoyed the company and care of this elderly woman so much he stayed with for the next couple years letting her coddle him like a baby. Leerory avoided the topic of his past and his once ambition to be the greatest chef in the entire world until one particularly blue day the lady said, "No matter how terrible you may be at something, don't give up so easily at it. How knows, after a while you may actually become good at it. Just never give up and maybe someday your dream will come true." Taking the ramblings of a demented old shut-in to heart, Leeroy left her house with a new sense of purpose. He tried to get back into the Navy, but they laughed him out of the building. Since he could no longer be a Marine, he decided to become a Pirate instead. It did not matter what side of the law he would be on as long as he had the chance to follow his dreams. ADDITIONAL INFO PERSONAL DRIVE: Leeroy dreams of becoming a great chef beloved by everybody, just like his Pops. Even though he's a terrible cook right now, he's still confident he has what it takes to be one of the greats. COMMONLY ASSOCIATED NUMBER: Zero, a number bestowed upon him by the Marines who would pick on him back when he was a cabin boy for the Navy. REPRESENTED BY THE COLOR: Pink and Purple, no matter what he wears he will always have these two colors incorporated into it somehow. OFTEN SAID TO BE MOST LIKE: Meerkat SCENT: One of Leeroy's hobbies is making and bottling his own perfume using the various herbs he finds during his travels. Unlike his terrible cooking, his perfume isn't half bad and will always spray himself with his latest concoction. FAVORITE FOOD AND DRINK: Leeroy loves pie more than anything. He would gladly die for a piece of pie! He has a distaste for alcohol and much prefers a cold glass of fresh milk for washing down that pie. CHARACTER VOICE: Ben Schulz LAUGH STYLE: Shuhushuhushu OOC NAME: FACE CLAIM:

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[Leeroy Jenkins]

[atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, width: 508px; height: 740px; background-image:url('http://i.imgur.com/xvJao.png');] Leeroy Jenkins ABILITIES AND INVENTORY INVENTORY Weapons A meat cleaver he calls Vera. It can be used not just for cutting meat, but whopping ass. It's just a normal meat clever, nothing special about it besides Leeroy's sentimental attachment towards it. A couple knives for preparing food and maybe throwing at enemies. When all else fails, he can always count on his trusty frying pan! Non-weapons A spoon for stirring and tasting A box of matches A saxophone and matching carrying case Salt and pepper for salting and peppering stuff ABILITIES Musical Sensation - Leeroy may be a terrible cook, but he has a bright future as a musician - if only he realized that... This guy has got natural talent when it comes to playing the sax. His playing is so beautiful it soothes savage beasts and brings grown men to tears. Walking Calamity - His klutzieness lives on in infamy among the Marines. Just by a tripping over a loose floorboard or a shoe lace, he could cause a domino effect that results in mass damage to the surrounding area and anyone unlucky enough to be caught in its path of destruction. Of course, this strange power could work in his favor when it brings the prideful walls of the enemy crashing down around them. Ventriloquism - From an early age, he has honed the skill of throwing his voice and making it look like he's not talking by not moving his lips, but he really is talking. He lacks a dummy at the moment, but wouldn't mind obtaining one in the future. It could prove a useful skill when trying to escape from/confuse enemies. Death Cooking - Though Leeroy dreams of being the best chef in the entire world, that doesn't excuse the fact that his cooking is awful. It's so awful, it's putrid stink can cause even the strongest of stomachs to do laps and the healthiest of plants to wither up and die. Anyone unlucky enough to even try this cooking of his would be in need of a good doctor. RACIAL FEATURES N/A

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