Post by Leeroy Jenkins on Jul 5, 2013 23:57:33 GMT -6
Leeroy happily hummed to himself while he washed the first dish and then the one after that and the one after that. He was a dish washing machine. He kept getting faster and faster, hoping to finish before his boss came back to check up on him. He knew very well about his..curse, but that didn't stop him from putting his all into his work.
Around him, chefs of all shapes and sizes busied themselves, preparing meal after meal for the hungry customers out front. The various smells filled his round red nose. It was so overwhelming, he temporarily forgot who he was and what he was doing. The pile of dirty plates next to him was knocked over while jizzled around in his trance.
"JENKINS!" thundered the Sous Chef at the other end of the kitchen.
"Yes..sir?"
"Those plates are coming out of your pay! Shape up or you're ass is being shipped out on the next ship out of here! Now pick up that fresh order over there and bring it table five on the double!"
"Yes sir!" he saluted before rushing over to acquire his quarry.
"And Jenkins."
"Sir?"
"Watch where you're going this time. This is your last chance to not screw up so you better not screw up, understand?"
"Of course sir!" he saluted again, "I will do my best not to screw up, sir!"
"Good," nodded the Sous Chef, "I like your enthusiasm. I want you to succeed, Jenkins, I really do. It's just..you're a goofball."
Around him, chefs of all shapes and sizes busied themselves, preparing meal after meal for the hungry customers out front. The various smells filled his round red nose. It was so overwhelming, he temporarily forgot who he was and what he was doing. The pile of dirty plates next to him was knocked over while jizzled around in his trance.
"JENKINS!" thundered the Sous Chef at the other end of the kitchen.
"Yes..sir?"
"Those plates are coming out of your pay! Shape up or you're ass is being shipped out on the next ship out of here! Now pick up that fresh order over there and bring it table five on the double!"
"Yes sir!" he saluted before rushing over to acquire his quarry.
"And Jenkins."
"Sir?"
"Watch where you're going this time. This is your last chance to not screw up so you better not screw up, understand?"
"Of course sir!" he saluted again, "I will do my best not to screw up, sir!"
"Good," nodded the Sous Chef, "I like your enthusiasm. I want you to succeed, Jenkins, I really do. It's just..you're a goofball."